What I want to understand is what I am talking about on the stage. What I don't want to understand is what the government is talking about when the government tells me about taxes. Elaine Stritch governmentstagetalk Change image and share on social
I could have made a lot of money doing 'Golden Girls,' and I would have been good. But the image of it! And for me to work with Betty White every day would be like taking cyanide. Elaine Stritch bettycyanideday Change image and share on social
Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. Elaine Stritch diabetesdiseaselousy Change image and share on social
I compare Stephen Sondheim with humor, because humor is unanalyzable. You can't analyze humor. You just have to get through it. Elaine Stritch analyzecomparehumor Change image and share on social
Audiences are not strangers to me. They're the best friends I've got in my life. Elaine Stritch audiencefriendhave Change image and share on social
I think it's the wrong way around to say, 'When you get older move to the country.' I think when you get older you move to New York. Elaine Stritch countrymoveold Change image and share on social
I like being talked about. I think some people really don't... because they're secure enough and they don't need that. Elaine Stritch peoplesecuretalk Change image and share on social
I tell the truth, and it has gotten me into a lot of trouble. My dad used to say to me, 'If you tell the truth all day long, you will end up in jail.' Elaine Stritch daddayend Change image and share on social
All you have to do is say, 'I'm going home,' and you're the most popular girl at the party. Elaine Stritch girlhomeparty Change image and share on social
Let me tell you about those convents. All that crap about extending the pinkie finger while sipping tea is a myth. Convent schools are breeding grounds for great broads and occasionally one-of-the-boys. Convent schools teach you to play against everything, which is what I'm still doing. Elaine Stritch boybreedbroad share on social